If I were elected President I would....

Now that elections have finally come to a close I wondered what it would be like if the new President had an RV. Would he have to give up RVing for 4 years? What would you do if you were president?

If I were elected President...that's right "El Presidente Tito"...

• If President, my motor home would be called RV-1
• I'm the president, so I'd have RV-2, RV-3 and RV-4 as well...all painted white with United States of America painted on the side
• I'd convert the back lawn of the White House to RV Parking with full hookups. On second thought, I'd park it in the front so that I could keep and eye on it from the oval office.
  
• I'd push for Congress to pass my universal roadside assistance and universal WiFi plans
• Every speech would start with "What day is today?...Oh yeah."
• I'd go to the RV.Net Forums to find my Vice President
• I'd make it illegal for gas stations to limit debit/credit transactions at the pump to $75...hell, why not just have a gas truck follow me around and have Boeing install a fuel probe on my rig so I can re-fuel while driving
  
• I'd provide tax breaks for RV magazine publishers creating new RV magazines
  
• I would yell to the Secret Service guy "Hey! Shitter's full" when my tanks get full
• When on the road, I would also have the secret service clear the highway in front of me so that I would always see wide open road ahead
• I would rename Camp David to Camp Tito RV Resort
  
• Finally, I would give my state of the union address from the road in my sweats and ball cap next to my Campfire In A Can.
  

What would you do? Remember....Yes we can! Yes we can!